My Spain can be summed up as ‘uphill’ and ‘caught buses’

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What would you rather be doing?

I last updated this blog in France. Currently we are a week from reaching Santiago. But I have a very good reason for not updating. Spanish towns are worse than French towns for getting film developed.

I firmly believe that pretty pictures are essential to break up text that can only be called travel-whining. No breathless descriptions of cheerful pilgrims met, or daring climbs, or cheerful waiters to be found here. If you want vicarious optimism and wanderlust, look elsewhere.

Hey, the start of Spain started well enough. We caught a train to the border, fresh from a lazy few days at Bayonne, excited about a change of scenery and a new country. Spain was lovely and immediately different. The biggest immediate difference was that all of Spain is uphill.

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Crossing the bridge into Spain

Falling in French roadside ditches did not prepare us well, but we persevered. I saw my first proper European beach at San Sebastian. We stayed in a proper pilgrim Albergue. It looked like the place you set up families when their houses get flooded or burnt down in wildfires. A big basketball-type room with bunk beds everywhere. And pilgrims. God, what a hateful bunch they are. Johnny-come-latelies who started that day in Irun, with their bandannas and sensible trousers, doing elaborate stretches on the floor, waving around their walking sticks like four-year-olds having a pissing contest. Like a cheap hostel in Berlin but with much more foot odour, which is saying something.

We did a good solid week, crawling over hills any respectable goat would have driven around. We swam at beaches and laid on sand and tried to even out the horrendous tan lines. We even tried our hand at Spanish. I was eager to learn until I learnt how to say ‘Can I have a coffee/beer” and ‘Can I have another’ and after that my desire to learn stalled.

I even managed to get a surf in. Our hostel for the night was overlooking the beach, and there was a pitiful break of half a foot, but I didn’t know if I’d get an opportunity to go again. So I hired a board and caught ripples. The water was so shallow I could step off the board when I was finished on the wave. Still, getting in a surf on the other side of the world is a nice box to tick.

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So many towns on the coast are as pretty as a picture

After our first solid stretch we took a few days off. I was accumulating a bunch of aches and pains that wouldn’t go away. Feet hurt all the time. Joints raised their voices in a chorus of agony at every movement. I had less range of movement than a rusty action figure.

It was incredibly frustrating. Hadn’t I acclimatised myself to this nonsense already? Isn’t there a point where the body gets used to it and I can walk trouble free? And after the three-day break we were off again, this time a 30km day. And it hurt, not from step one, but pretty bloody close to it.

I don’t mean to cry my woes out or anything but I was mighty sick of it by this stage. Showbags were dropped. Toys were out of the pram. So I said to L that night I was done for the time being.

She took it well, but didn’t offer to cart me through the next stage in a wheelbarrow, which I found hurtful. This was somewhere around, hell, I don’t know, which is annoying. A beach town? I don’t like travelling so blasé about the destination, the towns, but I found it hard to care when I was walked like I was recovering from a hip replacement. Travelling to me is agonising over catching public transport. Pissing off locals with inferior language skills. Walking aimlessly through a new town. That’s the joy of travel.

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Beautiful views, steep walks

L was good about it. And surprisingly fresh. Had I been that type of man, I could have been ashamed at tapping out before a mere woman, but hopefully that type of man will never have anything in common with me. Every day she groaned her way out of bed to tackle a new 20, 30 kilometres, and was ready for more the next day. When we caught buses and trains along the route to Oviedo, she was bummed that she missed out on the roads and trails. I wasn’t sure if we were looking at the same hills. But I guess she likes hills, and I like complaining about them.

We decided a long stay in Oviedo would do the trick. A rest for my aching joints and enough time to develop film. The first place we went to said they could do it in a few hours. Handy tip – in a foreign country, if you want your film developed quickly, book a place to stay for at least five days. Every other time we stayed for a day or two, the photo labs said at least a week.

Oviedo had a decent second hand store which had exactly one pair of trousers for me. Spanish men like to wear clothes made four sizes too large, or quite possibly for horses. You know how old men wear their clothes from 20 years ago but they’ve shrunk a bunch since then? That look is very popular here.

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Had to slide over a lot of mud to take photos of these boats

I sent the OM1 and the D-Lux 4 home as I wasn’t using them. Really happy with how the photos are turning out but many of the days have not been blindingly clear. I would have loved to get some B&W film for the misty days for some brooding shoots, but getting it developed would probably involve some sort of blood sacrifice, knowing Spanish photo labs.

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Anyway, we’re about a week out from the finish, and it’s back to walking. It’s only a week. Hopefully the legs pull through and hold it together. Wouldn’t do to walk the last stretch doing my best Quasimodo impression.

Bordeaux to Bayonne – Knees aren’t what they used to be

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There are some moments where the particular planets of too much walking align favourably to provide a pleasant experience, and quite a few of them occurred on the walk this week. These moments happen when one has had enough sleep, limbs haven’t fallen off in the middle of the night, and the roads lack traffic, leaving one to walk along the road and not on the sloped ankle-grinding runoff ditches to the side.

The fields of wheat have given way to fields of corn and baby wine, neat and regular in their straight green rows. You may think endless rows of cereals are boring, and you would be right.

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Magical mornings

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The forests have changed, which is welcome. Now they’re long rows of pine trees with ferns that feel like you’re tramping through a prehistoric route. But the change in trees feels as though you’ve actually made it into a new area and not some giant treadmill going through the same scenery. Around Castets a lady told us there were storms that, combined with the sandy soil, ripped up a lot of the old forest, which explains why the pines didn’t look so old.

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This was a lovely little bridge leaving a town with a name I can’t remember, just before Castets, with the happy black dog called Zorro that L got along famously with (although who I got to pat first)

I had the worst food experience in Onesse-Laharie. We stayed at a pilgrim hostel, which was fine, on a Saturday public holiday, which was not fine, as the small hospitality industry was shut for the day. Same for the grocers. The camping site could dredge up dinner that night, they said, so we returned for what was the foulest cheeseburger in creation. The bloody thing was still cold in the middle.

It’s one of those double lapses in logic that leaves you stumped, as you can’t get past the first logic brainfart to deal with the next. First of all, why do you microwave a cheeseburger patty? Especially in France; you have certain culinary expectations to live up to (even though yes, it was a camping site, have some bloody pride). While I didn’t expect to be taking this trip and writing damning critiques of the quality of the pilgrim hostel champagne, I didn’t expect the cooking standards you find in a mechanic’s lunchroom. Using a microwave is like dropping food on the floor. It’s fine to eat unless you’re planning on serving it to someone else. Second of all, if you’ve chosen to live your life like that and misuse a microwave, how do you not know how to competently cook a chunk of meat properly?

So I handed it back and I didn’t have enough French to be a bitch about it, and I didn’t really care if it came back at all, but a few minutes later it returns, like a bad penny. This time the whole thing’s been nuked to within an inch of its life, resembling a French-Polynesian atoll in the 90s.

I mean I still ate it. I was hungry.

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While waiting for the man with the OM1 in Bordeaux, I saw this building and snapped a pic. Future building!

There were some nice spots, even though the gloom of the cheeseburger spread not just through my insides but through the weeks ahead and behind. Castets was nice. We stayed with an interesting family who switched to English enough to keep me in the conversation. Dax was recovering from a fete and didn’t have a photolab able to do photos in a day so we left. How did we lose this technology? In the 90s every pharmacy had a 1-hour service. But we got to Bayonne and didn’t look back.

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Afternoon light in Bayonne, OM1

We were close to the border and could see signs of the Spanish everywhere. The buildings changed a bit and there are a lot more paintings of people killing bulls. Bayonne is a bloody lovely town. I only knew of it through the Elysian Fields song of the same name. Didn’t know anything about the town but wanted to visit it based purely on that reason. Well, the band didn’t do anything wrong as the town is my favourite so far. Quick film development time and a beautiful city to take pictures of. Furthermore, we had French-style tapas which was 90% cheese and who the hell could ask for something better.

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The lads out for a sesh, OM1

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Early morning driveway

I got a roll back on the OM1 as well. At Bayonne I got to put in a roll off the OM10 and L’s Trip 35, and then finished the OM1 later that evening walking through the streets. There’s so much to photograph. The OM1 came out nice but it was tricky shooting without a lightmeter. Some shots were easy (when it was bright and over the water) but the shadows in the afternoon through the streets made for risky business. Still, happy with how both cameras performed, especially in some of the low-light shots, the OM10’s bane.

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Morning sunlight in the pines

I asked L how far we’re through the trip and apparently we’re halfway through in time but not halfway through in distance. I worry about this as my joints, which were fairly easygoing and dependable things before, are now protesting the slightest movements. I know I’d come good with about a month’s recuperation and a team of Swede masseuses but we’re lucky to have these two days in Bayonne before hitting the Spanish border in two days.

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Garden in Castets

It’s going to be sad leaving France. I’m getting to be halfway competent in ordering at restaurants. My hard-won language skills, honed in dozens of villes, will be all for naught once we cross the border and start over. But L and I are more or less starting Spanish at the same level, so it’ll be fun to learn a language together. Given that I walk faster than she does, this will give me more opportunities to practice while I wait in bars for her to catch up. Let us hope then for a steady and patient run of Spanish bartenders from here to the west coast, but this late in the pilgrim season, I daresay they’re sick of the sight of another ungainly, sweaty, pack-laden hump mangling their language.

But we’ll see. In any case, goodbye France, hello to tapas, pilgrim-clogged roads, fart-bunker hostels, and if there’s not one op shop between here and the coast I’m throwing my pack in the ocean and never leaving home again.

Saintes to Bordeaux – Slowing down for wine country

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Kid fishing, Saintes, OM10

The little stretch from Saintes to Pons, Mirambeau and Saint-Sauvin was pretty nice. Nothing to really fault except from the tightening of calf muscles that no amount of deodorant can rolling, no matter how painful, can alleviate. It’s as though we’ve passed the point of no return for leg muscles that get better with rest. So we go on.

I’ve been browsing a few of the other blogs on the different walks people are doing and can’t fathom the enthusiasm and hyperbolic wonder others seem to get out of it. Does this cross over into normal life, and could I one day be the type of person that jumps out of bed every morning, with joy in my heart at the thought of heading to the shops for milk and toilet paper? I really think in this day and age we can think of a better holiday than a long walk. After all this manner of vacation was invented by an ancient people who still thought cholera was caused by witches and sex before marriage.

Yes, I suppose I’m healthier for the experience, and my body is a patchwork of bronze and pale red from the sun, but mentally? Spiritually? Surely one can reflect on the quiet nature of things far better at a café. And I don’t like the earnest, wholesome look I have to adopt when entering a church to get a stamp. It’s the face you make going for a job interview or bank loan.

And I’m ashamed to say I’m tired of the hotel tour. I am tired of the road. I used to love all-day showers and artic-level air-conditioning. Now when the hotelier explains how the doors work and why water comes out of the taps I think of course, it’s the same bloody thing in every hotel room. It’s not as though I haven’t been indoors before. Maybe I need to sleep in a few ditches to get the magic back.

I am getting fed up with the smug, sympathetic looks passing drivers have been giving me. Yes, I’m having fun. I like sliding into ditches along the sides of roads.

A friend infected me with motivational quotes from the hobbit and now I can’t get that out of my head. They compete there with the latest Taylor Swift album, which L had subjected me to non-stop before we left. It gets in the way of the zen-like reflection everyone else seems to be having.

But all in all there’s not so many bad things about the walk, I just can’t see where these people are getting their entertainment from. They’re certainly not hanging around in the same bars.

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Sexy hay

We’ve been getting up at five-thirty to walk during the cooler parts of the day. At least that’s what I tell L. Our routine – starting as early as possible – is designed to take full advantage of provincial happy hours.

Once we entered wine country, which I guess all of France is to differing degrees – the walk was lovely. One could see the beautiful origins of wine ripening right there on the vine. This was something I could get into. At St-Sauvin we stayed with the grandparents of the kids I babysat in Paris, and they convinced us to stay for a few days. It rained most of the time, which was lucky for us not to be walking, but in the sunny bits we made full use of the pool. We drank unlabelled bottles of rosé from country markets, ate like kings and waddled out after three days, catching a train to Bordeaux. I had been looking forward to Bordeaux. The last big stop of the trip before Spain. I thought it would be fun.

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The gate, Saintes

Bordeaux looked like a nice town but it was, at the time, a festering pile of youths and hippies. Never seen such an unwashed mess of juggling pins, fire sticks and waste of taxpayer money. Bordeaux would make even the most left-wing liberal yearn for a return to mandatory military service and universal crew cuts. Shirtless bodies, dreadlocks, stupid little fedoras, and more idiots wearing Thai fishing pants than there are fisherman in Thailand. I have a question: if hippies are all such free and independent spirits, why have they all arrived at the same hygiene conclusion? I smell a fascist undercurrent of regulation there. And so, the busker market is overwhelmed in Bordeaux. Every set of traffic lights has a few hairy buffoons dropping juggling pins between cars and expecting money for it. I’d happily give one a fiver if they just sat there with a sign that read ‘I’m sorry.’ In order to stop the constant overly-cheerful requests for money I had to start wearing a bar of soap around my neck to ward them off.

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Ducks in line, Chaterallault

Asides from that there was some positives. I bought an Olympus OM-1 off leboncoin. Everyone loves this camera, or so I read when I was looking for information on my other camera, the OM-10. The OM-1 is a classic and I’ve been on the lookout for a while for one of these bad boys. It’s not in the best of condition – there is mould in the viewfinder and a few other things, but I’m still happy to have it. The only problem is that I have to now share the lens from the OM-10 for both cameras. The guy was selling lens but damn, he wanted 450 for the 18mm, and that’s too rich for a humble pilgrim.

Actually, there is another problem. The OM-1 takes my favourite type of battery, that lead abomination that isn’t made anymore and that a viable alternative is impossible to find when on the road. I wish I had normal curses, like normal people, who are cursed with forever stubbing toes on furniture, or having red-haired children. Instead I get cameras with a discontinued battery and the only replacement is maybe the one they use in hearing aids. Christ.

Batteries aside, I was buying a sandwich from a place when the guy asked me what I wanted before noticing the OM-10 around my neck. His face went blissful and he told me about the exact camera that he used to have. We bonded for a brief moment about how much we liked that camera, and then the moment got better when I bought a bacon and feta baguette and ate it.

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Boat on the water, Chaterallault

The photos from the last roll on the OM-10 came out beautifully. The photoshop printed the shots out, so I got a bunch of prints to use as postcards, but I had to beg him to scan them onto a disk, as he had said it would be too hard to do after the fact.

Tomorrow we’re starting on the road to Bayonne, the final stretch before Spain. Hoping for clear skies, tethered dogs, and the occasional brocante magasin who’s selling a decent Olympus lens cheaply. That or a spare goddamn battery.

Taking our sweet time with it – Tours to Poitiers

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If only it was like this the whole way. Olympus OM10

After Tours we hauled ass for 31.5km to a little town called St-Catherine-de-Fierbois (at this point in the trip, every hyphenated town becomes La-Celle-Whatever or Draché-sur-Whasitcalled). It was a long day with much tramping along the sides of highways, which isn’t as fun as it might sound. Luckily I got in before L and was able to get in a pint before we went to the accommodation. I’m sick of asking for pints. As a unit of measurement, I find it perfect, but when I order it here it causes problems. A French-speaking friend in Tours said it was because I said it like ‘pain’, so to a barman I was simply ordering a bread of beer, please. To remedy this I began saying ‘une pint’DUH’ to make clear the difference between an item of glassware and baked goods, but it seems the problem now is that it’s not universally known as a unit of measurement. So I’ve been getting tiny beers or else a ‘ok, a beer, do you want that in a big glass or a little glass?’

How do you work in a bar and not know what a pint is? It’s like being a baker and not knowing a croissant from your elbow.

So yes, you can probably tell the walking is going suitably well if the biggest problems are the glass names used in the middle of France.

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L with the washing, Tours

We stayed with a family that puts up pilgrims that night. Lovely bunch with two young children, and it was good to sit and chat and be exposed to that sort of hospitality, but man it’s hard work after a long day of walking. Try being charming in another language after The Long March while doing the Chicken Dance with a five-year-old (it’s the Duck Dance here though).

We had too little sleep and struggled with the next day. Coffee intake is increasing alarmingly, as is the time we spend lingering in cafes. My French is improving enough to chat with barmen, which encourages lingering (although not to a point where I can say ‘What’s your beef with pints?’). The final kick in the teeth that day was finding accommodation. Our intended stop had nothing, nor the towns around it. We found some but it was another five clicks tacked on. Not too bad, but with a morning of dicking around while I chatted to barmen added to a bad night’s sleep drained us around 8km from our destination. Plus there was this weird old guy doing the same walk who kept stopping at the same stops, weirding us out with his following the route exactly and his sweaty eagerness. We bid him farewell on our last stop for the day. He walked off while we sat at the pub with a drink in hand, waiting for him to get out of sight so we could get the train.

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Square in Tours

On that note, L and I have talked about the ‘purity’ of the walk and what happens if we are forced to take public transport. I personally think it’s fine if one is injured or tired or late for lunch. Forcing the walk out of stubbornness and pride is a good way to get injured and to start hating the trip. That day, I think I could have made it to the next town, brimming with caffeine as I was, but not with the breaks I had to take to let L catch up. But she was taking so long for a reason that she hadn’t told me about so far.

That night, in Dangé-st-Somewhere, she woke up with a bad neck twinge, one of those ones that forces the person to walk around like Michael Keaton in the Batman movies, no movement of the head without moving the whole body first. Turns out she’d had it since we left to a minor degree but it packed in the towel that night.

As we had had earlier discussions about what the walk ‘meant’, it was easy to reach the conclusion that walking further until L had recuperated was stupid. I wasn’t about to shout her about of bed and onto the road like a drill sergeant. Not when I had a chance at having breakfast. So we went back to sleep to figure it out in the morning.

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Fish off the bridge, Port-de-Piles

The next day was Sunday, so finding a physio in Dangé-nowhere was impossible. Hell, finding coffee was tricky. And the hotelier told the hotel wasn’t open that day for an extended stay. But he offered to drive us to the next town, so there’s that. Dangé-st-muhmuh was a place of generosity and hospitality, let us shout it from the rooftops. The next town was Chatellerault, a name with a lot more going on in the middle bits than you expect, and we had a pool, and L was still walking around like the Batman so I was having a bunch of fun. Poitiers was next, with hills, a physio, and some bad service (finally! We got the French ‘uhhhf’, the sound one makes when one is mildly inconvenienced by a paying customer who wants to buy things), as well as a photo lab that initially said overnight for processing, then 8 hours, then finally, uhhhf, pick them up in 3 hours if you have to.

I don’t know whether L is telling the truth but she said the physio told her she should be massaged three times a day and I’m the only one around to do it.

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Vineyards of France

The photographs are getting better. It’s getting sunny again, and less windy, which had been making it difficult to get clear crisp shots. We passed some lovely fields where the grapevines grow, but the sunflowers all faced the sun and we rarely passed a field where they faced towards us. At the moment I’m still having problems holding the camera level, which I’m sure most will agree is a pretty basic thing to be able to do, but I’ve been shooting fewer shots with the tripod so leave me alone all right?

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What’re y’all looking at?

Oh! And I had my first dog incident. Up until now all the dogs have been behind fences, so they could bark however much they wanted and I couldn’t give a toss. Such tempers too. So we were walking down a country path, L some way behind, and the path going through some big haysheds with broken farm machinery on the side. It looks like it runs through somebody’s homestead which was weird. I don’t want to be walking through someone’s backyard. There was a flock of geese looking suspicious so I had my big floppy hat off ready to shoo them away in case they turned violent, but they passed by without causing any trouble. Then I walked alongside a house with people in it. I can’t imagine what they would think, some dude just trundles past their house in the middle of nowhere. They had a puppy tied to a tree and I thought that was that.

Then these dogs start barking (baying for blood) and they sounded the business. No fences this time, just a long, tall hedge with, quite important to me, a lot of room for a canine to crawl through. Then a dog comes bursting out to bark and snarl. The teeth, from my perspective, were very large. It was a generic farm mongrel, a bit of collie, cattle dog and a good dose of asshole.

Having already had great success with the tactic, I again employed the hat as a first line of defence, waving it most vigorously at the dog not 3 metres away. Then someone from the house called it away and I backed off, but I think the dog was looking for a way out from the new hat threat without backing down.

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This is exactly how it went down

I went off down the road a bit before I realised L would be following behind. I tried calling her to tell her to go around, but she wasn’t picking up. She would have been listening to music. And then there she was, a few hundred metres on the other side of the house, headphones in, facing forward, walking in the zone. Shit, I thought, she’s going to walk to her death and I would see it all happen (from a safe distance). Fortunately she checked her phone and called me once she saw the 11 missed calls and texts telling her to stop walking to her doom. After that we found a route of comparable safety through fields and over electric fences, keeping an eye on cows in case they too turned violent, but soon we were reunited and continued on our way. Man this pilgrimage is a risky business.

Things get better after Orleans, obviously – walking the Loire to Tours

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Orleans, OM10

I left Orleans in a bit of a sulk. Didn’t take to the place. A week to develop film. Blow me.

The previous cycle of one-horse towns changed after Orleans. Along the river Loire the towns were more populated and had more shops, more things to do. Our trip until Tours would be moving with the Loire southwest and stopping every 20km or so for the night. The first day we walked 26km and stopped at Beaugency. Everyone was in fine form. There was, according to Google maps, a photo place in town, we were finally using our 4kg tent at the local campsite, and the weather was perfect for walking.

We got to the campsite, set up our tent, dumped the rest of the things and went to explore Beaugency. First stop was the pizza place by the river. It was nice until we got up to leave, and then it was though we’d aged 200 years. Crab-walking up the street like John Wayne with incurable haemorrhoids.

Oh and that goddamn photo place had moved 7km up the road. Pack of wankers, update your Google maps. 7km doesn’t sound like much unless you’re a lazy, backsliding pedestrian who has to walk there.

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Take it off Google then you god-damned cock-tease

But it doesn’t matter so much as I was able to break the seal with the very first op shop of the trip. Bless you, croix rouge. L waited outside and ultimately fell asleep, while I looked for something suitably heinous. But they were all out of stock so I had to buy this flirty blue number instead. For a euro. Makes up for the lack a little thus far I suppose.

That night I had the worst night of sleep on the trip. Only one that came close was Orleans after a night of cheap beer. A tent is no true way to travel. It gets dark very late and there are people around who won’t shut up. The tent is tiny as well. It’s like trying to sleep in an envelope. So I dozed fitfully and tried not to think about tomorrow.

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Try sleeping next to a caravan full of partying germans and your own knee stuffed in your nose

I woke up feeling very unimpressed with the whole venture. But L had the passports and I was unable to overpower her and make for somewhere with public transport. So I gamely held out until Mer, 15km away, where I, in Australian parlance, dropped my showbags. I was not walking any further that day, not with the painful row of blisters on one heel, and my aching body, and my sad feelings.

L was lovely about it, happy not to be the one tapping out early. It was meant to be a big hike, some 36km that day, and I didn’t want to walk another goddamn step of it. So we caught a taxi the rest of the way to Blois.

Having the knee brace is an excellent out. I wear it for a patella that doesn’t move where it should, and of course for the way the brace looks, but if I wear the brace I don’t get any knee problems. But hopping in a taxi or limping about people see the brace and ask you how bad it is. I usually say it’s an injury of the sport because I can’t remember what the French doctor had called it. Expensive was probably one of them.

Blois was pretty as well. All these towns have cool bridges over the Loire, and Blois was no exception. They need to update the design so I can tell which bridge goes where in my photos. Our stay in Blois seemed to include lots of cyclists. The whole way down the river is a cyclist’s paradise. Whole families go for the trip. Bikes everywhere, cycling down the lovely Loire, and here we are, a pair of jackasses, humping it everywhere on foot.

Since Orleans the towns have really improved. Beautiful towns straddling the river, thronged with people, lovely streets to walk down. The only complaint I had (asides from the lack of photo and op shops, the constant walking, in fact pretty much everything else) is that the weather, although good for walking, was continually cloudy and not fantastic for photography. I could stand a hot day if it meant taking some decent shots of the scenery. Hell, the next day, when we got into Orzain, there was some decent breezes on the bridge which nearly knocked over my tripod. It at least knocked over a few bikes, loaded down was they were with all their travelling shite.

The other big news in Orzain (Orzain on one side of the river, Chaumont-sur-Loire – the prettier, fancier town with the chateau on the over) is that there was a fripperie open on a Monday. Too much of a good thing however, had to browse through tens of metres of racks of sports coats from France and Italy and couldn’t find a thing in my size. The jumpers were top shelf but I couldn’t spare the room. But things are picking up, that’s two shops in three days.

In Amboise there was another victim of the digital revolution:

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This shit right here is why I’ll go digital.

But the town made it back up by having an op shop. I bought a fantastic set of pyjamas as seen here.

Finally we stopped in Tours for two days to get our lust for life back. Happily they had a photo lab and an emmaus so that was two boxes checked for me. There was nothing in the emmaus though. Somebody who knows what they’re doing already came through and swiped all the good stuff. You could tell by the way the only cameras that were left were crappy 35mm things nobody wanted.They did have a couple of Kodak Instamatics for sale for five bucks, and we tossed up whether to get them or not. But we weren’t sure what film it took so we left them there. A quick search shows they take a 126 cartridge but honestly if even 35mm is a hassle I don’t want to looking for trouble.

We got our film back in the afternoon and wasn’t that a bittersweet experience. It turns out L had gone a fortnight saving only the best shots for the Olympus Trip 35 and finally got to the end of the roll yesterday. She opened the camera to change the roll, and boom – turns out she hadn’t actually loaded film into it. And one of the three films I’d loaded, the first roll, it turned out I hadn’t switched the film release switch back after winding my film, so the film hadn’t advanced. We’re sitting on a 2/4 success rate for film so far. It’s enough to make you switch to digital.

All my tripod-mounted shots from the tower in Méréville, all the beautiful tiny bridge pictures in Saclas, the wonderful shots just as the dawn light hits the fields of wheat, all gone. Damn. I keep remembering where and when I took photos and it hurts, it really does.

Still, there were some nice shots:

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Blois. Fun fact – the day after Blois or the next, can’t remember, I was reading a book that brought up Blois. Said that in WWII relieved American generals would be sent to the casual centre in Blois before being reassigned/sent home/taken out to pasture. But because Americans had trouble pronouncing the name of the town, they called it ‘Blooey’, which was where the popular expression, back in the day, of ‘going blooey’ had arisen. 

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Blois

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Blois Church, or one of them at least. Took three shots and the tripod as the camera didn’t like the light much.

Most of the days were overcast and windy, so most of the shots of trees and stuff look blurry. The tripod was a necessity as I could go from a shot that comes out well like this one:

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Blois

I mean I didn’t actually use the tripod for that one – as the OM10 automatically selects shutter speed depending on the light available, I could go from a shot like this which turned out great to a shot like this that didn’t:

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Blois. This bloody couple stood looking at that door for five minutes while I waited for them to move their dawdling carcasses

The second shot was taken only two streets away not five minutes later, so the light was fairly similar but the camera selected a slower shutter speed. In lower light it’s too chancy knowing if the shot will work or if it’ll blur. I mean, bumping up the aperture notches up the shutter speed but as it shortens my depth of field it won’t work well for the scenery and landscape shots I’m taking.

One of the other things that didn’t work out as well as I’d hoped were some of the nature shots on bright days:

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Méréville

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Méréville

I know for next time the scene was too bright to pick out any of the detail in the shadows. Rookie mistake, but the more balanced shots turned out better a few metres away:

Photos along the Loire were fun. On the last one here I had to run out over to a little island at Amboise and through some water plants that turned out not to have as much buoyancy as I thought, so I got a little wet:

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Fleury-les-Aubrais

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Beaugency

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Chaumont-sur-Loire

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Blois

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Chaumont-sur-Loire

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Amboise

Also a quick selection of the beers I’ve had along the way – for some reason Loire towns are pretty keen on their blondes and wheat beers, weirdos.

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Next big stop is Poitiers in a handful of days. I think I’ve got this business figured out now. Regular coffee breaks, podcasts and the occasional air-drumming to pass the time while walking, and while not walking, take some photos of bridges and eat way too much at every meal (“carb loading for tomorrow”).

Last Day Without Leg Pain – The Trip Begins Tomorrow!

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This is going to be us

Can’t wait to get the first bloody day of this walk done. L told me the first day is a nice and easy 28km, leaving our apartment for good and climbing the hill to Sacre Coeur before heading south out of Paris. There are things I like doing and that will not be one of them. And for the next 10 weeks we will be doing a lot of the things I don’t like doing. Bloody camino. Bloody girlfriend.

If I were tan, sleek and fit it wouldn’t be so much a problem, however I’ve spent the last week or two in the south of Sweden visiting friends and neglecting to walk further than necessary. But I did take a bunch of photos, and gotten over the whole ‘there’s an old camera, let’s buy it’ phase because now I have a bunch of old shitty cameras that don’t work.

Still, Sweden is lovely. Shame the light was bad for a lot of the time. For both the photos and because it was cold as hell. I left and came back to a 36 degree Paris, Swedish rain nearly did me in.

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I had to drag around a tripod for the forest shots, which slowed everything down. There was an open-air art installation in the forest that we went to, which made for some pretty shots. Just wish I had sold a kidney before I went so I could get a sexy, sexy camera to do the place justice.

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There’s a bunch of castles here as well but they’re more ‘manor houses with moats’ than big stone monstrosities with drawbridges and knights, so that was a let down.

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I can’t really stay mad at L when she’s in nice pics though

One last night of freedom. I’m going to a bar.

Choose your weapon Pt. 3 – Taking a chance in Sweden

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Photoshoot in the lovely forest near Åhus.

I’m on a short trip before the walk and back to my old ways – buying questionable cameras in secondhand shops. I couldn’t leave Europe without first stopping in the south of Sweden to visit old friends from the wild days of Newcastle’s university life many moons ago. They’ve settled down somewhat and produced a few lovely children of their own, so I only had a short break between the kids I babysat in Paris and the kids I now babysit in Åhus, Sweden. The children are younger here; one is only four months old, and while it’s fun when it’s happy, a screaming tiny human is another matter entirely.

Anyway, enough about kids. It is cold and wet here. I left the tropical heat of Paris for this? Don’t bother bringing warm clothes, I was told, it’s going to be nothing but warm summer air and ideal bathing conditions. Try keeping warm in a singlet and a pair of jean shorts with half my arse sticking out the bottom. This is the last time I trust a Swede’s weather forecast.

We got ONE sunny day. OM10 Superia 200

We got ONE sunny day. OM10 Superia 200

Sweden is nice but I’ve been to exactly one op shop so far which is condemnable. It was, however, their once-yearly big sale, so that redresses the outrage somewhat. Most of it was sensible light furnishings, books in Scandinavian, and the type of clothes you’d wear in an igloo.

The cameras were kept behind the counter, but when I asked to see them I got three large boxes shoved under my face. Love Sweden. In Paris, try asking for directions in English without getting an eye roll. It’s like you ask to name their first born or something entirely trying. A lift to the airport. Help moving house. The eye roll I got in Sweden was different. I asked, ‘I’m sorry, do you speak English?”, and I got a look and an ‘Of course.’ Like how dare you fault my education and perfect pronunciation.

I found out later that my friends here have their other friend who goes into that store to buy cameras, so it is likely that the cameras I bought are his leavings. I paid probably too much for the two, but I was interested in the lenses that came with the two cameras.

Camera one is a Chinon 1000S, pretty battered but with an additional 135mm lens, so we’ll see how that goes. It’s got a decent action, but it was pretty grubby. It does have a name on it, which I like. I like it when I get a camera with the previous owner’s name on it, even though I’ll never get it back if it’s lost. My SRT101 is called Penny Parkinson which sounds like a superhero’s alter-ego. The 1000S is called Klas. Adding a foreign, exotic touch there.

The other one is a glossy black babe, the Konica T3. Has a nice feel and action – doesn’t have the jerky action of the OM10. It also had another lens with it, a 85-210 beast, but as I’ve never used anything but a 55mm lens I wanted to try something new. So I paid too much for it, shook some hands to show there were no hard feelings after my haggling (“600 kroner? Go huff some meatballs.”), and we left. After the op shop we went to the forest down by the sea, and man, that’s where you kinda get why Scandos still believe in trolls and elves.

Not the best but you get the idea. Also couldn't find elves. OM10, Kodak 200

Not the best but you get the idea. Also couldn’t find elves. OM10, Kodak 200

The ground is mossy, the trails beautiful, the air serene. Slippery Jesus it’s nothing like the vermin-riddled sweltering deathpits we call forests back home. The day was overcast so I got some fairly meh shots (the OM10 shits itself if I get too demanding with nature shots or low light), and the roll I put through the Konica was always going to be risky business, doing all the adjustments by guesswork, especially with the new weird lens.

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Trying out the macro lens. Konica T3, Superia 200

The cloudy day and changing light made it a bitch but hey, it’s never going to be perfect right? So we went picking herbs here and vegetables there and tiny strawberries from the roadside, all of which are very Swedish things to do. And then it started raining so we huddled under a tree for a while, which is also apparently very Swedish.

Once we arrived at home again I checked out the cameras on the web. Sadly, they weren’t rare, beautifully-made and exorbitantly expensive treasures, but reviews were favourable. The only hitch is that both cameras take the PX625 1.35v battery, which was discontinued years ago because of the mercury or orphan souls or whatever was used in the making of it. This is the third fucking camera I’ve picked up that uses that goddamn battery. I mean I’m learning about photography and what cameras to buy and what to leave behind, but I don’t want the learning process to be so dependant on me learning from my mistakes. Next time I’ll be a little less eager to throw my kroner around. Apparently the thing to do is get 1.4v hearing aid batteries, which are kinda similar, but even though I’ve found Swedes to be pretty friendly, I can imagine the eye roll if I ask people on the street where they got their hearing aid from.

Choose Your Weapon Pt. II

St Malo, Olympus OM-10

St Malo, Olympus OM10

I finally got some film back to check the suitability of my choices camera-wise for the trip and they were all right ones. There’s a great camera shop in Ourcq that does my developing, but it’s embarrassing going there because they ask me to spell my name and for the life of my I can’t do it right in French so I have to go back and ask for the developed films of Monsieur Em*rqu6. It’s not so bad anymore as they just give me the pen now.

The little Agfa turned out to have some nice shots in it but everything about it is manual, and the focus doesn’t show up in the rangefinder, so while it’s a nice camera to have I won’t be spending the whole walk eyeballing shot settings and getting it right only a quarter of the time. It’s good on sunny open scenes as you just move all the dials all the way in one direction.

Guipry, Agfa

Guipry, Agfa

The OM10 is a great little workhorse, light and easy to use. It’s not so great indoors but then who is. It’ll be a perfect camera for the walk until I stumble across some fancy old thing in a flea market somewhere, heh.

You'll do for now. Saint Malo, Olympus OM10

You’ll do for now. Saint Malo, Olympus OM10

We went to Rennes and Saint Malo for the weekend and only looked slightly ridiculous with a couple of film cameras each around our necks like some sort of hipster rap duo called the Negatives. We blended in a bit better at St Malo where there were enough tourists doing the same thing. There aren’t, I’m sorry to say, enough photos of the cider and beer I had there, as they were all fantastic. An unforgivable lapse.